Alter WiiGo

One's Wii charcter that is designed to resemble the creator, only thinner and much cooler.

I was playing Mario Cart last night and my alter wiigo was kicking some serious butt.

by Tim Lankes January 28, 2009

Afterlife

I actually give up

Fuck life

Fuck everyone

Afterlife ..

Maybe its overdue

Should of come home long ago

In the dark dark days I didn’t even want to get out of bed

That’s how I feel now …

Thank you

And to all the friends of over 20 years

Happily taking whatever I cooked for them

Drinking all the drinks the tee total guy bought for them

But when I comes to take sides

Of course

Only one side of the story matters

What is that like ..

Read all I wrote

This is pure me

So purely one sided ..,

The look of disgust my son gave

At his tender age

Maybe this is what broke me

I no longer care

Not sure the love of my children can save me either

So for the record

Afterlife .. I’m ready to come home

Afterlife .. actually give me lights out too ..

I don’t even want to think anymore ..

Thank you for everyone who contributed to this

I will see you in hell ..

by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023

aftercum

When you cum after masturbating, clean up and a few minutes later you feel the aftercum and you need more tissues.

Ronan thought he was done after the cleanup, but he was wrong as he had some aftercum!

by chamakios July 20, 2010

Afternoon Deelite

A specific brand of marijuana used to slow down bodily functions. The name originated on the comedy Arrested Development.

Michael: My mom is very stressed out, and, uh, she needs something that I can’t give her. Um... maybe a little “Afternoon Delight”?

Narrator: Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis named “Afternoon Deelite,” a strain famous for slowing behavior.

Oscar: Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her? Maybe I'll put it in her brownie.

by xfanatic50 December 22, 2005

Afser

A person who is either going to do AFS (an exchange to another country) or did AFS. Usually, really cool, open-minded, wonderful, bilingual people.
pronounced A-F-S-er

Afsers are my favorite people!!

by skylight April 23, 2005

Afterthot

A socially known hoe that has settled down and is trying to get her or his life together.

i remember back in college Brenda would get with anyone. Some guy wife'd her up I heard I. wonder if he knows she's a Afterthot?

by Ms millz July 4, 2015

Alterauge

The producers of meth. dirt leg, home wrecking, gutter sluts🐍. pill popping, meth taken, inbred, whore (z)

Huh, that’s an alterauge

by eiejebeken August 16, 2019