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Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.
Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️
by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024
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Ball Wheel Drive

When you slip on a spent rubber (condom), often post-coitus or the morning after while getting out of bed, often leading to injury.
John: "Dang dude, how'd you mess up your ankle?"
Mike: "Umm... I slipped and fell due to a Ball Wheel Drive incident. Really drives me nuts."
by Stikki Thiccums January 1, 2024
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Russell ball

Boyfriend to many, satisfies none
Where is that Russell ball? He promised me a good time but stole the change out my purse and left me underwhelmed
by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
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Russell's ball

A ball that no longer has the will to live in Russell's sack
Russell's ball commited suicide
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Clumsy on balls

Someone who’s constantly tripping balls or tweakin
Jason: “yo dude Vanessa is totally tripping balls
Brad: “yeah she’s always trippin”
Mark: “yeah man she’s clumsy on balls”
by Arts n Crafts January 2, 2024
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Ball

A spherical object usually used in sports like Basketball, Soccer, and Tennis.
Some types of balls can bounce, aka Bouncy Balls.
If you think about balls in 2d, Then you can call that a circle.
List of Ball-Like objects include but not limited to: Hamster Wheels, 8-Balls, and Yarn.
Hey look at this cool ball I found!
Nice.
by Ilbeity January 4, 2024
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Dragon Ball syndrome

When the plot of an action series devolves into: good guy fights strong bad guy, loses, gets stronger, then defeats strong bad guy. strong good guy then finds an even stronger bad guy, vice versa. Some examples of Dragon Ball syndrome are Power Rangers, My Hero Academia and Skibidi Toilet.
Why do people watch that stupid toilet gmod thing? it's plot is the textbook definition of Dragon Ball syndrome.
by tacklezzz January 8, 2024
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