Sex

Putting a dick (which is attached to Deez nuts) in a “women’s” (assuming they exist) vagina.

Bro I just had sex with a REAL WOMEN, who knew they were real

by Birdswag29 September 5, 2021

sex

What none of us will be getting.

We will not get sex.

by Why am i even doing this September 27, 2025

Quest Sex

The kinda sex you get after killing a dragon (defeating an ememy, obstical, or rival in a professional workplace or situation) saving a village from an army of attacking monsters (providing a stable household for your woman and offspring in the face of lifes moral dillemmas) or any other large and notable achievement.

I havent gotten quest sex since my honeymoon, maybe its time to hit the grinding stone.

by KingjackMehoff May 8, 2022

Sex

Something very good but something I will never d

I just had sex

by Big virgin 69 July 2, 2022

num sex

Using benzocaine (numbing cream) as lube during intercourse and fellatio. Person's involved will experience numbing in the genital and oral regions leading to numb cock and num tongue.

Shelly accidently grabbed her grandfather's numbing cream thinking it was sexual lubrication. Shelly was surprised when she experienced num sex.

by Mermer0008 March 18, 2017

Sex

Sex, means to hug someone why would i lie ask your mom or dad if he didn't get milk

Me "Hey, wanna have sex teach?"

Teach "Sure!!"

by my long schlong jr November 5, 2021

sex

i dont know man how i supposed to know im a virgin

guy 1: yo bro i just had sex yesterday
guy 2: whats sex?

by sex haver two February 20, 2025