Jibber Jabber Junkie

Slang term for "sheep" during the C19 pandemic ;
Also referring to irrational individuals that refuse to do any research before injecting an unknown substance into their bodies.

"Hard core addicts ain't got nothing on the those Jibber Jabber Junkies"
Wearing mask all alone "this is like my 8th booster"
"Those who got the jib jab might as well be junkie's"

by Common_Sense_wins19 April 9, 2024

Milo and Juno

Christine's cats.

Nicholas: Who are Milo and Juno?
Christine: My cats. Duh.

by Guywithnoname May 3, 2024

2nd of June

It’s national pop a tit in dm day so u need to tell all your female friends to get the most pictures and win the magic 🏆.

At the end of the day the winner will be selected “???”. More rules coming coon…

Do you know what day is today? “No, what is today”
It’s 2nd of June today is a national pop a tit in dm day!”what no way i need to tell my gf”

Guy with the most pictures win a magic price.

by Jerzan June 1, 2024

jew in a junkyard.

Someone who is doing really well.

He went to a yard sale and made out like a Jew in a junkyard.

by topdrawer June 3, 2024

Sister Mary Patricia Russell Junior High

The best junior high school of Grand Bahama, ranging from grade 7-9 and provides a good environment, good students and most importantly, a good education.

Mom: I wanna send you to Sister Mary Patricia Russell Junior High.

Son: Why?

Mom: It's the best junior high school.

Son: But mom, I wanna go Jacks.

Mom: YOU WILL GO TO SISTER MARY, OR YOU'RE GROUNDED!

Son: Fine.

by Don't know me, leave me alone June 5, 2024

The Four Limb Jungle Pumper

An obscure sex move where a group of at least five people are positioned such that both hands and feet of a single person (typically the "Dom." or "Top") are each inside a different member of the party; making this person the "Four Limb Jungle Pumper."

Mike: "Yo Nick, sorry about flaking,

what did you and the guys get up to last Saturday?"
Nick: "We got together and performed 'The Four Limb Jungle Pumper!'

It was really exciting because I got to be the Pumper, and all the other guys loved the way I did it too!"
Mike: "Wow Nick! That sure sounds like fun, you'll have to let me know about the next time you guys get together to perform 'The Four Limb Jungle Pumper'!"

by The California Penis Meister June 11, 2024

International Leila Z Day (June 26th)

The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife

-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes

International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.

by CrissyIo June 26, 2024