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trumperator

n. A supremely powerful entity who eschews loosening the bonds of mankind and instead liberates the oppressed resources of the world.

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I pray each night that the trumperator will soon free the entrapped lithium of Bolivia as a boon to amerikind.
by gnostic3 January 7, 2026
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Trumplodyte

Those who support Donald Trump, especially withoutc question or employing critical thinking skills.
Xander: Hey Johnny! Whatcha watching over there? Who's the guy who look like he got his DNA crossed with a sun-dried orange?

Johnny: Oh ya know. It's mah boi Trump. He's been laying the smack down on dictators like Maduro! Operation Midnight Hammer was epic!

Xander: Oh the infamous orange man? How could I forget. You do realize he also did so on his own "authority" and regularly used ehatever rhetoric will please his followers. He doesn't care if even he believes what he says. He just plays bullcrap roulette until he fond the right magic words that resonate with his support--

Johnny: Ah, that's what the media wants you to think! Honestly, just watch Newsmax dude. Everybody knows Trump occasionally says some silly things but he just postures.

Xander: Right! Like he did with Venezuela and ICE, and--

Johnny: Dude if you're gonna bring that negative energy, just eh. You're probably some blooming liberal.

Xander: Yeah. Didn't take you for one, but you sound like a regular old, fake-sun-tan lovin' Trumplodyte.
by Av3nger3 January 20, 2026
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Thimble Trumpet

Thimble Trumpet is a collection of like minded creatives with a goal of succeding at any given chance and opportunity
Nathan: "We just need to get the Thimble Trumpets together so we can take the flag"
Andy: "Yeah but it looks impossible"
Danny: "Not when you have the Thimble Trumpet power of 60twelve its not!"
by Andy Gravill November 15, 2006
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Junket Trumpet

My GF came around last night and noshed on my Junket Trumpet
by givemehedbaby September 18, 2011
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Sympathy Trumpet

The colours people see when playing instruments such as trumpets.
"I see red lines and blue dots when playing my sympathy trumpet"
by Not Timothy May 9, 2013
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jazzy trumpet

The act of giving oral to the rectum or penis in short bursts, much like one giving a jazz solo for a trumpet.
Suzy gave me a jazzy trumpet yesterday and it felt like she was trying to spit in my urethra.
by jimmies be rustled April 26, 2014
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Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.
Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
by bboymono January 28, 2015
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