Balls Actually

To be used as a point. A satirical commentary on the fact that political arguments and views have become so opinionated that they come off as nonsensical. Use of the phrase as an argument sounds equally nonsensical. Can also be used as a means to annoy those in the argument, or just in general.

Person 1 - "What are you doing?"
Person 2 - "Balls actually"

by Balls_Man May 29, 2022

Ball smash

a ball smash is essentially a fleshy version of Newton's Cradle.

Must occur between two or more men.

Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.

Hey Martin, what are you guys doing tonight?

Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.

by Ezmoz October 1, 2016

Balls

It is a private part of a man

Alex's balls are ginormous

by Matty boyya September 12, 2022

cock and ball torture

what all mean want but no men do

Tyrone: yo i love when my girl puts my cock and balls into pain, whats that called again?
Erik: cock and ball torture, also im ur dentist

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

nine ball knuckle shuffle

playing with one's balls.

I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.

by Stickee Fingaz September 22, 2013

Fly Ball

Whenever you rub one out and you get too excited and it hits you in the face.

I.e. Heath was watching nugget porn at the dinner table and got to excited and fly ball went into his beard.

by ManvoiceMonday November 27, 2021

Ball Smush

The slimy cheese like substance you find hidden between your ball sack and your thighs.

Guy - "Suck my dick, women"

Women - "Ew no, you have Ball Smush"

by That boy with the fox tail <3 June 1, 2016