Self Sabotage

Self Sabotage is when you fart before you sit down.

Person 1: "Awh fuck."

Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Nothing. I just Self Sabotaged myself."

by Friendly neighborhood Faggot November 27, 2022

self-defecating

To unintentionally demean one's self. To unthinkingly place one's self in an unflattering light.

People who minimize their genius are self-deprecating. People who eulogize their ignorance are self-defecating.

by Chicagodmt June 11, 2009

Self-control

When Netflix be callin yo name so hard and you be like "okay"

Self-control is so yesterday.
Totes my goats, giiiiirl

by xXoldhowardXx October 21, 2015

self defense

What an alcoholic woman would claim after she attacks you with a knife.

Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!

by L August 14, 2007

self service

slang for performing solotio

No thanks, I'm stuffed. Too much self service.

by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008

self-fucker

A self-fucker is a guy with a big dick who likes to be fucked in his asshole.

I really enjoy being fucked in my asshole, and I've got 8", so sometimes I fuck myself in my fuck-chute! Yeah - I'm a self-fucker!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

self esteem

A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.

Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003