testify under oath

Where you **swear** to tell the truth.

Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

hit each other under the chin

have sex

May be you and I can hit each other under the chin

by sexcroxc October 19, 2011

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Under cover blow

When you get oral sex under covers on a piece of furniture such as a bed, couch chair , with your partner/ spouse next to you asleep

Dude it’s such a thrill to get under cover blows. I don’t have to worry about her waking from noise as she sleeps heavy.

by Onlyme4you December 29, 2024

Living Under a Rock

Someone or a group of people that are completely out of touch with current society and its progress.

The band Nefarious sounds like they’ve been living under a rock for 40 years.

by Rico Dali June 1, 2025

Under-boob-face

When someone is wearing a mask and their nose sticks out

“Bro you got under-boob-face”
“Oh really? My bad”

by SpyingSquirrel January 15, 2021