uber jaw

A massive jaw capable of catching your own tears. Also good for excavation, jaws of life, feeding birds, bird bath, catch fish, multi-purpose use.

Oh Jorge, you sure do have an uber jaw.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.

by CIST July 11, 2007

Uber Eats

Uber Eats is a service similar to Deliveroo, Stuart, DoorDash, and Grubhub. Its basically where you order food from an app, and get it delivered to you. It can also be used as a job, because just about anyone can start driving dor Uber Eats.

Some dude: "Hey, what are you doing for a living?"
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."

by wilnym February 11, 2022

Uber Sass

Unwarranted criticism from your Uber driver about where you waited to be picked up, your luggage size, your desire for air conditioning or how loudly you slammed the door.

When I got in the car the driver gave me a bunch of Uber sass because he had to cross the street to pick me up.

by Ruthozark September 28, 2017

Uber sketch

Based of sketchy Uber drivers, this term is used for describing a sketchy situation or something that happened without a reasonable explanation.

Grant: Yo have you seen Michael?
Sam: He left with some Senior girl
Grant: uber sketch

by Sammybabbs January 22, 2019

uber fag/homo

It means to be more gay than gay, like you are EXTREMELY gay

Your an uber Fag/Homo

Chifuyu was a uber homo/fag for baji and kazutora

by haru (haruka kurosaki) May 31, 2022

Uber-stein

A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.

“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”

by Flying-Dutchman April 8, 2021

Uber

A massive twink, yet denies they are one. Whilst it is extremely obvious they are hiding it.
A person in a certain discord server who I have a bone to pick with (also a massive twink)

Person 1: "You see Tyler over there? He's such an Uber."
Person 2: "Yeah, he tries to hide it too but he's so bad at it.

by celeritas lucis February 22, 2024