Toothpasting

Toothpasting or just pasting is the act of rubbing toothpaste on the nipples to get high. The chemical that causes the high is still unknown.

Harry spent most of today Toothpasting.

by Global43443 October 14, 2012

bushman's toothpaste

Semen, cum, male ejaculate, etc. Derived from the days when toothpaste was not as freely available and a 'bushman' (Australian outback adventurer) had to rely on his own supply.

Example 1: I've been stuck in the bush for the last 3 weeks and had to rely on the ol' bushman's toothpaste to get by.
Example 2: She was gobblin my knob and I gave her a squirt of the ol' bushman's toothpaste.

by Rammer Dan May 17, 2004

Tooth Fairy

The tooth fairy is a ninfo ass slut-bag that, after you loose teeth, sneekes into your room at night and tries to steal your teeth from under your pillow. I think people are stupid because if they don't want to get the tooth taken why would they put it under their pilow? That's the first fucking place she will look! Plus she is a bitch because from a sign as,"oh i paid for this" SHE LEAVES A GODDAMN QUARTER WHERE THE TOOTH WAS! I never belived in this chick beacuse no little white fairy would sneek inti the hood after dark. Some nigga will fuck her in the ass so hard with his long black cock she will loose all of her teeth!

The fucking tooth fairy took my god damn tooth! Now I have to grow another.

by Taylor2_2 December 3, 2006

H. E. double toothpicks

Hell. (sort of a jocular euphemism)

Tha guy is despicable! May he rot in H.E. double toothpicks.

by Light Joker September 14, 2004

Saber Toothed Crotch Critter

When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.

Dude i got bit by the saber toothed crotch critter last night after we left the bar.

by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008

Rusty Toothbrush

The act of defecating on a toothbrush, and then continuing to brush your teeth with it as you normally would a toothbrush with toothpaste.

Wendy: God Jen, your breath smells horrible.
Jen: Yeah, don't remind me. I got a rusty toothbrush this morning.

by Bug One August 11, 2011

Texas toothpick

the penis bone of a raccoon used by Texans to pick their teeth with.

I need to get me a Texas toothpick to remove that piece of steak from between my only two teeth.

by dhb1990 January 3, 2015