A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.
Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?
Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!
Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!
Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
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THAT IS FUCKING TOUCH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CYBERED WITH EISTIEN!?!
That would be touch if you could cum on me right about now.
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Get the midas touch mug.Grace & style. Deriving the greatest amount of benefit from the least amount of effort. Dedication to quality, not flash. That which elevates an action artistically, and separates a performance from that of a technically proficient caveman.
1. Eric Clapton, Slash, and Joe Satriani have touch. Steve Vai does not. George Harrison's lack of touch is particularly evident on Revolution, where he sounds like a dying cat.
2. Jet Li has touch; he always looks like he is moving very slowly, even when he is moving very fast. Jackie Chan cavemans it; he always looks like he is at the the very limit of his ability.
3. Peter Line has touch.
4. Most new rock climbers have no touch, especially muscular guys; they caveman routes and burn themselves out, while the more experience women outclimb them easily.
2. Jet Li has touch; he always looks like he is moving very slowly, even when he is moving very fast. Jackie Chan cavemans it; he always looks like he is at the the very limit of his ability.
3. Peter Line has touch.
4. Most new rock climbers have no touch, especially muscular guys; they caveman routes and burn themselves out, while the more experience women outclimb them easily.
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Media: "Oh no, 18 students just got shot and 4 killed at Oak Elementary! We have to have gun laws!"
RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."
RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."
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