Urban Dictionary: Definitions by insizlane

pardigan

Lookin good in that sexy pardigan bro.

pardigan by insizlane November 5, 2011

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rhymes with cuddle. The last cuddle before a flood hits.

Before that wall of water reaches us, let's floodle one last time.

floodle by insizlane November 5, 2011

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I was walking home last night and this hobo hit on me. He was actually kinda cute but 2S2F.

2S2F by insizlane October 17, 2011

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verb. to jizz in one's pants.

that cake looks so good that I just jiped.

jipe by insizlane October 17, 2011

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When something is both disgusting and delicious. You know it's bad for you...but at the same time it's so. good.

Even thought I can feel that triple-chocolate bacon sundae cake clogging my arteries, I don't regret it...it was disguicious.

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When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on

"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"

midas touch by insizlane December 9, 2008

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