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When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on
"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"
by insizlane November 19, 2008

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A party cardigan
Lookin good in that sexy pardigan bro.
by insizlane November 05, 2011

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When something is both disgusting and delicious. You know it's bad for you...but at the same time it's so. good.
Even thought I can feel that triple-chocolate bacon sundae cake clogging my arteries, I don't regret it...it was disguicious.
by insizlane October 05, 2009

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too smelly to fuck.
I was walking home last night and this hobo hit on me. He was actually kinda cute but 2S2F.
by insizlane October 16, 2011

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rhymes with cuddle. The last cuddle before a flood hits.
Before that wall of water reaches us, let's floodle one last time.
by insizlane November 05, 2011

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verb. to jizz in one's pants.
that cake looks so good that I just jiped.
by insizlane October 16, 2011

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