6 definitions by insizlane

midas touch

When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on

"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"

by insizlane November 20, 2008

2S2F

too smelly to fuck.

I was walking home last night and this hobo hit on me. He was actually kinda cute but 2S2F.

by insizlane October 17, 2011

jipe

verb. to jizz in one's pants.

that cake looks so good that I just jiped.

by insizlane October 17, 2011

pardigan

A party cardigan

Lookin good in that sexy pardigan bro.

by insizlane November 6, 2011

floodle

rhymes with cuddle. The last cuddle before a flood hits.

Before that wall of water reaches us, let's floodle one last time.

by insizlane November 6, 2011

disguicious

When something is both disgusting and delicious. You know it's bad for you...but at the same time it's so. good.

Even thought I can feel that triple-chocolate bacon sundae cake clogging my arteries, I don't regret it...it was disguicious.

by insizlane October 5, 2009