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The ability to make anything into a profitable/economically successful product.
by pseudonymous richardson January 09, 2017
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.
My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.
by Ginger Ted February 28, 2004
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When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on
"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"
by insizlane November 19, 2008
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A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.
by RCBaylon January 31, 2007
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Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.
I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.
by Gantalopian May 03, 2010
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Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler
"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler
by tobywonkanobe July 15, 2010
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