When a married woman gives you a handjob with her wedding ring on
"Dude, you hooked up with the boss' wife?" "Yeah, she gave me the midas touch!!!"
by insizlane November 19, 2008
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A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.
Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?

Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!

Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
by TheGestaltist June 19, 2014
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The accidental tipping of a finger with poo when wiping ones anus after dumping.
My finger went through the bog-roll and I got the Midas Touch.
by Ginger Ted February 28, 2004
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A person who touch his partner all over his/her body and stimulate all his/her erogenous zones and try to linger every sites until he/she explode to ecstasy
I gonna use my midas touch and try to turn you into gold.
by RCBaylon January 31, 2007
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Painting your hand gold (normally with spray paint) then beating someone off. Nail polish or glitter can be substituted, but is frowned upon.
I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.
by Gantalopian May 03, 2010
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Having a day when things go wrong... Everything you touch turn into a muffler
"I have the Midas Touch, Everything I touch turns into a muffler
by tobywonkanobe July 15, 2010
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