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Spermo-nuclear Reaction

The act of placing sperm in a microwave before injection into the uterus, in the hope that the child conceived may grow up to have super powers.
To this day, spermo-nuclear reaction has always ended in dead sperm, but maybe one day, a lucky mother will give birth to Superman.
by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 10, 2016
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spermabilia

When a psychotic woman collects and saves sperm from the guys she sleeps with.
Dawn has a bunch of spermabilia, including used condoms, panties, and napkins with loads of dried cum in them. Sometimes she cheeks the load and then spits it into a sandwich bag.
by Tittsmcgee July 1, 2017
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Spermicidal Rage

When you use a condom correctly and she still gets pregnant.
Mark went into spermicidal rage when he found out Becky was preggers!
by Boris Gump July 16, 2017
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spermenship

Having rights to something your parents bought because you're their child
Guy: This is your xbox, kick him off
Girl: Well it's not mine my dad bought it, but I have spermenship
by Mad Definitions August 3, 2017
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Sperm Whale

A very horny male (Reign) who likes squirting.
Sperm Whale squirted on her last night.
by Ur_W0rstNightmar3 September 17, 2017
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Spermified

To be covered in sperm or to be sprayed with sperm, this usually happens after you use blankets that have been spermed on and left alone without them being clean. However this can also happen if you happen to be fucking some girl/guy dog or whatever you like to fuck and the sperm is out of control and you can't stop so it becomes explosive and it ends up spraying you as well.

You may also refer to "Sperm Blanket"
Guy 1: Dude you smell kind of weird today, did you sleep at that hotel again?

Guy 2: Yeah why?

Guy 1: All the beds in there are the ones people fuck on and you'll get spermified if you stay the night and leave without taking a shower.
by Cemorolen October 3, 2017
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sperm flip

Gaming term for when you take a shotgun blast to the nuts
by Mudweller January 29, 2018
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