Hammerhead Penis shark

It is the rare shark hammerhead penis

holy shit a hammerhead penis shark

by shark penis November 20, 2010

Blue shark

The ramblings of a techno-phobic old lady who is unaware of the technology on her mobile phone. Good for about 7 days of laughing and also as a constant reminder that old people are not more intelligent.

Does this phone have blue shark on it?
WTF, do you mean blue tooth!!

by Unknown69 August 21, 2006

shark

To forcibly remove clothing of unsuspecting women and expose them publicly, then fleeing the scene. Meanwhile, someone else records the whole event discreetly.

This has been popularized by videos from Japan showing this.

"After I sharked her, she kept looking around for me while fixing her clothes back on."

by Daniel Ten October 25, 2006

dark shark

Human defecation in a swimming pool.

Send that newbie life-guard out to clean up the dark shark in the kiddie-pool.

by Some Canadian December 30, 2008

carpet shark

A tweaker desperate enough to comb the carpet for shards where someone may have spilled their baggie

I was certain I had not smoked it all so I carpet sharked looking for a shard.

by weareclay June 7, 2016

jump the shark

A defining point in any business, relationship or other human engagement in which a peer or superior behaves in a way that eliminates any traces of his/her credibility and, consequently, any sense of purpose in continuing the overall engagement.

"Things haven't been looking rosy for the company lately, but the boss totally jump the shark when he said 'no big deal' after half the best employees quit on the same day. I gotta get a new job - quick."

by anonymous9000 May 7, 2008

parked the shark

It's when a long-running clubbing institution ends, and, the frontrunners of that institution don't realise it's all over. It's commonly identified by that phrase 'that is how it is now'.

alan: can't believe carpark is getting us to get him gear for his party.
rob-e: the young ones will look back on this day when more parked the shark..
alan: i guess that is how it is now...

by alan February 21, 2006