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When you smack a homeless mans shoulder with the end of your genitals as he sleeps on his bench, causing him to break down and have a seizure.

*whack*
*unaudible screeching*
Random man-“woah that homeless man just got shoulder spiked.”

shoulder spike by Pp hard June 6, 2018

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Shoulders

Another word for fat, heavy, big boned

Eli: I got a new girlfriend!
Sam: How she look?
Eli: She cute but she has shoulders.

Shoulders by No mane May 24, 2020

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Oval Shoulder Syndrome (OSS)

Where a female stores fat in the shoulders and arms in such a way that from the bicep up, would form a straight line then curving perfectly at the shoulder and back down again, forming a flawless oblong, the oval.

"She's really put on weight since high school." "Yes, I agree, notice the Oval Shoulder Syndrome (OSS)."

Oval Shoulder Syndrome (OSS) by whiteboien3rgie December 30, 2011

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take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders

A term used to describe a love or endearment towards someone or something.

"take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders"

Popularized by a McDonalds commercial where two individuals go back and forth with personifying statments describing acts of endearment and special moments in order prove that the other one loves a sandwich.

As in...

Person 1: "Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because I know you would take it to a parade and let it ride on your shoulders."

Person Two: "Oh Yeah? Do you know how I know that you love that sandwich so much? Because ..."

take it to a parade and let it ride on your shouders by Worldwide November 8, 2006