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The scoots

“Have you heard, Susan has the scoots
by junghosocks February 16, 2018
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Scoot Up

To slide or pull up on someone

Started by Houston rappers Kenny Lou and BG NuMoney

SIP Lou Scoot In Piece 11:27
"You know how we Scoot"
"Scoot up on a nigga"
"Scoot up Gang!"
"My nigga a Scoota you dont wanna start beef with him he's with the shits fr"
by Texas Nigga September 22, 2019
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Today’s Mass Shooting

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.
“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019
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Scooter

scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/

Verb

1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.

Noun

2. Some one who takes up too much space
- Parking diagonally across a drive way

"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."

- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you

"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."

- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.

"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."
by Old-man Adams May 18, 2015
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School Shooter

Person One: Why did this dude become a school shooter?
Person Two: Ever heard of Kahoot?
by Master Of Nations October 17, 2020
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Pigeon Shooter

A brazen yet thoughtful sexual move most prominent in the south western regions of New Hampshire or North Eastern regions of modern day Czechia. This show stopper involves a male at near climax pulling out his hammer and while ejaculating on his counterparts face throwing bread crumbs from a small paper bag at said individual causing the crumbs to get stuck in the ejaculate on the individuals face. A nice touch that this presidential sized panty soaker also brings to your relationship is the ejaculate that did manage to make it halfway down your counterparts throat causing them to gargle and thus creating a “cooing” sound that could be mistaken for an adolescent pigeon to the untrained ear. For best results it is recommended this occur on an isolated park bench or historical building rooftop.
“Suzan I have never experienced anything like it. At first I thought he was going to shoot his halibut hollandaise in my two fingered fish mitten but then I got it in the face followed by half a loaf of wonder bread 9 grain so I knew at that point I had experienced the pigeon shooter”
by Stuart Mcstiffenrod June 24, 2020
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shooting ropes

when you cum a lot and it creates the visual effect of shooting ropes out of your dick
brooo, i jerked for 1 hour last night and came shooting ropes all over the place
by denzzz April 16, 2020
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