shake a tit

spoonerism of "take a shit;" the act of defecating.

past: Shook a tit
present: Shaking a tit
future: ..shake a tit

Be right back, gonna shake a tit.

by henry lynn February 28, 2005

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party tits

Having saline injected into the breasts in order to temporarily enlarge them.

Girl #1: My tits feel weird.
Girl #2: What do you mean?
Girl #1: I did Party Tits at the share this weekend.
Girl #2: What??
Girl #1: Party Tits. You get saline injected into them, and they get really big. It wears off in a few days. The guys love it.

by chrissy c September 04, 2006

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right tit

1.a slang used by a unknown British assassin to explain how awful someone looks in a outfit

2. The right breast that men often or girls like to lick.

3. A hop hat idiot

Evie: And you would look right tit in it

Jacob: urgh.. Oh Evie

by EbieFuckingFrye April 24, 2016

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Death Tits

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-noun
1. Breasts so ogreishly contemptible that a mere glance can indubitably motivate one to commit suicide.

Not so picky man: Dude, I'd tap that.

Man with any taste at all: Not me! She's sporting the most loathsome, grim, fusty, nauseating, tortuous death tits that I have ever seen.

Not so picky man: Yeah... Me either...

by Skyler Greene January 25, 2007

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Jesus Tits

1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.

2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.

1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???

2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?

Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.

by Bus36 January 26, 2006

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