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angry monkey

After/while fisting someone in the arse, you pull out a lump of shit and smear it in their face
"Oh look, Fahzan got angry monkeyed by his dad again"

"Oh look, Albenus got angry monkeyed by his dad again"
by Rayman July 6, 2004
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scut monkey

A medical student or resident forced to do mindless work by a supervising physician.
"Dr. Wilson won't let you help with the delivery; he'll just use you as a scut monkey."
by Ron Malzer November 29, 2007
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Masturbating Monkey

When a monkey in the forest or at the zoo get's a erection and grabs his penis and starts to jack off like a car piston and starts shooting sperm all over the place, then he goes "HOOO OHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HOO HO HOO!!!!" when the male monkey starts to think oh the female monkeys. and sperm starts to land on you and you child.
Child: mommy, WTF IS THAT BLACK MONKEY DOING?!?
Mom: Don't be racist!!! He's just a masturbating monkey

Doctor: hey Steve, that monkey seems to be masturbating?
Steve: I think he is, we should test his heart rate to make sure it's safe for the masturbating monkey.
Steve: ok... WHAT?! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
by theaveragejoe33 October 27, 2010
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Monkey D Luffy

That guy who can kick your ass anyday when he feels like it/when he's not hungry(never)/make fun of him/make fun of his friends/pee in his eye.

Oh, and he'll become king of the pirates. Don't belive me? Go ask the 500+ people who's ass he kicked.
"Shit, I wanted to become king of the pirates, then Luffy totally just shoved a wooden board up my ass."
by Kooper113 August 28, 2004
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monkey lovin

i just got me sum some good (monkey lovin)
by nevaj January 14, 2008
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Monkey Trumpets

used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...
ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?

bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!
by -PRIZM- January 18, 2008
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monkey fetish

Someone who hangs upside down and Jack's off and nuts in their own mouth. Especially at kids playgrounds.
Frank I just saw someone monkey fetishizing at the park.
by Dallas cowboys fuck kids March 9, 2019
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