Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

hotdog herpes

When someone cuts off a mans herpes infected penis, then proceeds to eat his penis in a hotdog bun.

You heard what happened to Tim yesterday at the bar? He caught *hotdog herpes*

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

Irish Herpes

The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.

“It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”

by EM2 June 21, 2023

Golf Herpes

When your inability to hit a fairway or sink a putt somehow infects your playing partner and they must suffer the same misery.

Todd’s golf herpes somehow infected John and he is having a flair up. Hasn’t made a par in 4 holes.

by BellsBeach50 June 27, 2023

Disposable Heroes

A very underrated kick ass song by Metallica
Song meaning: This song from Metallica’s third album is an anti-war song. It is one of the most intense songs Metallica has ever written, with certain sections performed at 220 beats per minute.

The lyrics tell the story from the point of view of a soldier on the battlefield who receives orders from his general to keep fighting, no matter how many will die. The general believes his soldiers are merely expendable tools.

Disposable Heroes is the most kick ass song by Metallica

by Bluescar July 10, 2023

Hungarian horseshoe

A Hungarian horseshoe is an act where one gets mid-erect and inserts own penis into own butt then pleasures himself.

You guys go ahead with the orgy, I'm going to give myself a Hungarian horseshoe and watch.

by HungarianHamburgerHelperJones January 19, 2024

the horses are asleep

turning up too early for something.

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.

by ileaps November 3, 2023