guess list

This is the list that you tell people when u invite them somewhere and they want to know who else is going before they commit. It includes those who are definitely going, those who might go, those who plan on going but never show up. And it does not include those who show up completely unexpectedly. The actual attendance always ends up being totally different than the guess list.

Are you going tonight?

Idk maybe, who else is going?

So far the guess list includes me, Kumo, Lourdes, Bob, Sandra. I think Maria and Tanesha are going too. Vanessa if her back feels better. Rachele might stop by. Nicole might stop by but she has to get up really early tomorrow so probably not.

by moviemogul February 19, 2011

Guendoo

When a large group of men surround someone, similar to a bukakke, and proceed to shit on the center person's head. This makes the room reek of feces, to cover the smell of curry emanating from the participants.

We all participated in a Guendoo last Saturday, Lucas still cant wash the smell off.

by Lucassmellslikeshit June 14, 2011

Uninvited guest

When a group of people enter a bathroom and consecutively defecate into the toilet without flushing. Best when done with a dry dock.

We all went over and left an uninvited guest at their house.

by CharlieMacDeeNDennis January 13, 2009

Stinky Guetchanitas

A rare dissease in wich the area between a persons genitals and anis (AKA Guetch) smells like ronchi shit most of the time

Jacob had a rare case of Stinky Guetchanitas

by justice_GIGITY February 25, 2010

guestion

A question, asked when someone knows that something's up, but they're not sure what, and so guess at anything, and ask that.

"Omg Dave, you've got a girlfriend?"
"Now you're just asking guestions."

by Ben K. Knight December 21, 2007

uneducated guess

A guess that is completely idiotic.

"What's the temperature outside?" "Carrots." "The temperature has and never will be carrots. That's the most uneducated guess ever."

by Wolfwolfen April 5, 2016

GUESS

A clothing company that uses sweatshops to manufacture clothes. Boycott it.

I'd buy a pair of Guess? jeans if they weren't so fucking ugly, cost so fucking much and made by 8-year-old kids.

by PoopyPoo March 13, 2005