noun: to describe an event where a drug user, high on methamphetimine (aka "yaba") is in a paranoid/psychotic state, rips off either his own or somebody else's genitals and throws them.
"That man is high, shifty, and toothless; watch your junk or he just might yaba-lob-a-ding-dong. And it may be yours."
by soendsvalentine February 2, 2009
Get the yaba-lob-a-ding-dong mug.A donger is the penis of any mammal. It doesn't have to be a particular size, or shape. It just has to be a penis.
Because of this vagueness, when the word is used in conversation, it's usually accompanied by one or more adjective(s) which serve to illustrate which particular donger is being referred to.
Because of this vagueness, when the word is used in conversation, it's usually accompanied by one or more adjective(s) which serve to illustrate which particular donger is being referred to.
1:
Sally: That Kevin is a wimp, y'know
Tracy: Yeah. He can be. But his huge donger makes up for that.
2:
Aussie 1: Jeez, 130 degrees is a bit warm. I'm going down the pub to get a beer.
Aussie 2: I'll join you, mate. I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger.
Sally: That Kevin is a wimp, y'know
Tracy: Yeah. He can be. But his huge donger makes up for that.
2:
Aussie 1: Jeez, 130 degrees is a bit warm. I'm going down the pub to get a beer.
Aussie 2: I'll join you, mate. I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger.
by Ocker McOcker January 18, 2014
Get the Donger mug.When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.
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Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
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Get the dong donks mug.When a guy sneaks up to one his buddies preferably in a public place and slaps him with his penis so that he doesn't realise and then tell them they have just been donged
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