duck dive

Pushing your surfboard under an oncoming wave or white water with your knee or foot in an attempt to avoid being throttled.

You see that kook out there, he don't even know how to duck dive.

by skullcap January 14, 2004

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Duck Paste

Noun. Used to describe the pate coloured substance found at the entrance on the anus and/or on a penis during or after anal sex with a dirty whore. The substance itself is a mixture of shit, anal lubricant & pre-cum. Rare to be seen in porno films produced today but a common sight in pioneering anal & dp porn during the 1970's and 1980's. Now days, female porn stars avoid 'duck paste syndrome' by pre-shoot enema or colic irrigation

"Yuck, that chick I just ass-fucked left duck paste all over my cock...I better get her to lick it off."

by Ian Grant November 08, 2004

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duck dress

A dress or skirt so short one can almost see your stuff.

"I saw Melinda at Mike's party. She was wearing a duck dress."

"A WHAT!?!"

"A duck dress - you know, 1 inch below the quack."

by hottschtuf June 19, 2009

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fuck a duck

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an ourangoutang orgie at the zoo
whack whack whack a yak
give it to an eew
69 a porcupine ill bet hell like it too

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by bob May 12, 2003

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duck

A duck is a small multi-colored dick (due to wacking off with self tanner)wheeling kid who loves to talk shit about fine girls that he can only hope to have a chance with. Also a person who annoys the shit out of those girls boyfriends but is too much of a coward to say anything to either of their faces.

That dumb fuck just text messaged me talking about my girlfriend.. what a fucking duck, I hate that dumb ass

by Your Daddy January 01, 2005

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