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A "sleeping dictionary" is a term used to describe a person who gains a "new language (L2)" and culture by being in a romantic relationship with someone who doesn't speak your native language, L1.
See the movie "Sleeping Dictionary" 2001.
A young and naive Englishman, John Truscott , goes to the British colony of Sarawak, Borneo to try and apply his father's work to the Iban society. There he meets his boss Henry Bullard and his wife Aggie Bullard . John tries to civilize them, building schools and providing education for the Iban people. He is met with unfamiliar local customs. Selima becomes his "sleeping dictionary," who sleeps with him and teaches him the language and the habits of the locals.
A young and naive Englishman, John Truscott , goes to the British colony of Sarawak, Borneo to try and apply his father's work to the Iban society. There he meets his boss Henry Bullard and his wife Aggie Bullard . John tries to civilize them, building schools and providing education for the Iban people. He is met with unfamiliar local customs. Selima becomes his "sleeping dictionary," who sleeps with him and teaches him the language and the habits of the locals.
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Get the fish dicking mug.A Sneaky Dickens attack is when someone gets up from from their seat at a bar or restaurant and leaves their coat temporarily unattended. The attacker quickly draws a penis on a napkin or scrap of paper and puts it in the unsuspecting victims coat pocket for them to find at a later time. Some more advanced attackers may even have penises drawn on many pieces of paper ahead of time so that they can carry out attacks more efficiently and with less risk of being caught since their "ammo" is pre-made.
"When I got home from the bar last night my coat pockets had a bunch of dick drawings in them. Someone gave me a Sneaky Dickens."
"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."
"Let's get Chad with a Sneaky Dickens when he goes to the bathroom."
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Get the i like dick mug.In urban dictionary, theres a "+" icon next to a "arrow switch" icon on the upper right. Tap on it and you get to this page called "new word"
Tap on the blank textbox with "word" on it and now add the word or phrase that is on your head
Next is to put your slang definition in the "type your definition here" textbox
In urban dictionary, words in this website are often defined as a "slang" meaning the definition is not the actual definition of the word. Example is
Word: Lasagne
Slang definition - pussy of a woman
Real definition - Lasagne, or the singular lasagna, is an Italian dish made of stacked layers of thin flat pasta alternating with fillings such as ragù and other vegetables, cheese, and seasonings and spices such as garlic, oregano and basil.
Lastly is to use the word or phrase you typed in a sentence. (Put it in the "type an example on how it's used in a sentence" textbox)
("Lasagna" is one of the best parts of a woman)
Some other things you can do or not do is to add tags or a gif to your definition
Tap on the blank textbox with "word" on it and now add the word or phrase that is on your head
Next is to put your slang definition in the "type your definition here" textbox
In urban dictionary, words in this website are often defined as a "slang" meaning the definition is not the actual definition of the word. Example is
Word: Lasagne
Slang definition - pussy of a woman
Real definition - Lasagne, or the singular lasagna, is an Italian dish made of stacked layers of thin flat pasta alternating with fillings such as ragù and other vegetables, cheese, and seasonings and spices such as garlic, oregano and basil.
Lastly is to use the word or phrase you typed in a sentence. (Put it in the "type an example on how it's used in a sentence" textbox)
("Lasagna" is one of the best parts of a woman)
Some other things you can do or not do is to add tags or a gif to your definition
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