Starbucks Crotch

The poor placement of an iced beverage from Starbucks between the inside of the upper thigh (most frequently occurring while driving, at a movie, or at bingo), which results in condensation from the cup wetting the crotch region of the victim's pants.
Person 1: "Look at Joseph! He looks like he had wet himself."

Person 2: "No, no...he simply is suffering from a case of Starbucks Crotch."
by Gunner315 October 03, 2011
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morning crotch

refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one's own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath.
person 1: "so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving."

person 2: "wtf man, that morning crotch will kill ya."

person 1: *shivers*
by jjefferson13 December 08, 2007
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crotch blow

A hole in the crotch of a pair of your favorite warn out jeans. Also can be referred to the action of accidentally ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans.
You better wear some fancy boxers today, these jeans have crotch blow.
by Robin January 05, 2004
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crotch rocket

If you like slutty chicks, then you'll get one.
by SLAYER OF YOUR MOM October 11, 2005
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Crotch Cracker

A person who KNOWINGLY spreads Crabs by fucking everyone in creation and laughs about it.

Also: A person who cock-blocks or pussy-blocks a friend trying to score a piece of ass. This tends to be the drunk or clueless person of the group and their actions are theoretically kicking thier friend in the crotch.
Beth, that Crotch Cracker! She laughed when I told her I had Crabs!

She's a Crotch Cracker, don't hit that.

Also:

Doug is gonna be a Crotch Cracker again tonight and I will go home alone.

That fucking Crotch Cracker pisses me off!
by Julie the Queen November 12, 2007
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crotch hound

A dog (or person) that always finds their nose in a person's crotch; a bad name for someone who is stupid. Also called skank hound.
"Dutch is such a crotch hound; he always has his nose in my crotch!"
by HsirT OecoM October 15, 2007
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Crotch Rot

A nasty, musty smell coming from a vagina. Depending on the person, it can be a very arousing smell: much like a natural pheromone.
Damn, Kathy, I can smell your crotch rot all the way from over here!!
by kathyberthy April 19, 2017
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