Cave Crotch

Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty

After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Crotch Bandit

A person who hides inside a large vagina and waits for crotch.

jimmy is a very sneaky crotch bandit.

by N DTKSIFJJMFABOB August 2, 2006

crotch

To crotch is to hide contraband, usually drug related, in a prison inmate's vagina. Past tense is crotched. British prison slang.

I'm gunna crotch my jellies and some H before they search me at intake, maybe they won't find it this time, yeah?

by Tribade June 28, 2008

crotch pillow

a woman's monthly pad and/or tampon.

"Always is on sale at Target. I need to replenish my crotch pillow inventory"

by Loony2nz September 6, 2009

butt crotch

When a woman lies infront of a man, and her butt is nestled into his crotch. Also known as spooning.

Term is interchangeable aswell. Has many variations like crotch butt, butt crotching, crotch butting...

Suzie: I feel like cuddling...how about a bit of the ol' butt crotch?

Matthew: Yeah sure babe, but don't be surprised if I get a spoonicorn....

by ol'yellowbricks October 26, 2007

crotched

When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.

Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.

by Psycho Bob March 3, 2003

betty crotcher

where you shit in a woman's pussy and mash it down with your dick rapidly

Did you hear chevy gave kara a betty crotcher?...

by Andrew March 18, 2005