chunt

The combination of a chode and a cunt. typically an insult.

example 1: don't be such a chunt.

example 2: why do you have to be such a chunt?

by chester clamenbauger July 8, 2009

Chuntifag

A hispanic male dressed as a preppy scene kid (Skinny jeans, Aeropostale shirts three sizes to small, Vans slip-ons., facial piercings, Wiz Khalifa hairstyle.) acting if they look cool.

The kind of outfit you'd see on a chuntifag is the outfit a mexican would wear on cinco de mayo.

by Merrstupid. November 5, 2011

mf-count

There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.

the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.

by John Smith February 22, 2005

full count

the full count is a variation on the shocker. the pinky and ring finger are inserted into a woman's ass while the middle finger, index finger, and thumb of the same hand are inserted into her vagina. this is called a full count because of the distribution of the fingers, three in one hole, two in the other. it is a reference to a three ball, two strike count in baseball, called a full count. the term is also appropriate because the woman, upon the execution of the full count, is full of fingers. you must be especially dexterous to perform the full count. it requires an awkward and difficult positioning of the fingers.

the expression is used in such a context as: "liam gave katie a full count last night, she was pleasantly surprised at his use of such an expert maneuver".

by charlie March 22, 2005

Sucker Free Countdown

An MTV show which plays pop music early in the morning to target pre-teens as 6am-8am is the usual time they get up. Performers range from your average stuck-up pop artist to Justin Bieber and his friends. A show that teaches little girls to be less independent.

Some teenagers and up into the early twenties, watch this show but the number generally declines as they get older. The repercussions of watching has pros and cons but the cons generally out weigh the pros.

I dont like real music, better watch Sucker Free Countdown.

My kids are watching Sucker Free Countdown, looks like they need a time out.

I have a big ego, I need to watch Sucker Free Countdown so I can fit in.

Daddy needs a new house better get her watching Sucker Free Countdown early.

by 3eyeGuy November 26, 2010

Count Dooku

A ridiculously small bearded penis.

Some refer to it as, "The Count", or just plainly "Dooku".

"Nancy: Hey Brian, it looks like The Count's come out to play"

"Karen: For Gods sake Craig, i can see your Dooku from here.
Craig: I like to put it on show. I like the attention i get."

"Morgan Freeman: Everybody run! It's Count Dooku!"

by RandomGuy93 November 14, 2009

Counter

a person who counts everything in their relationship

My girlfriend just told me its our 2 weeks aniversery
Damn she's definitely a counter.

by Broman3 January 18, 2010