Boofing

Animal cannibalism

Feeding cows beef etc I’m boofing with animals

by Good🎈 September 15, 2019

Boofing

"Boofing" or "to Boof" someone derives from the act of Ruthie David responding very cryptically to a text after a great length of time has passed and after the sentiment and intentions of the sender have been long forgotten.

" 16 days after I sent that message Ruthie popped up and started Boofing me for like 2 minutes and then just disappeared again."

by Joshie McJosherton November 16, 2018

boofing

to smoke/abuse methamphetamine ; blowing a huge cloud of smoke

those tweakers over there are boofing it, lets get the fuck out of here.

by forealsies September 20, 2019

Boofing

Smoking tremendous amounts of dope.

We was at the motel boofing all night !

by Boofy Lue January 11, 2021

Boofing

The act of inserting your testicles into your anus and proceding to fart them out afterwords.

Hey I heard Nolan started boofing in front of his wife.

by HJUB January 22, 2020

Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle

"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad

by pbones April 27, 2022

Boof Chute

The brown orifice that most commonly is used for defecating, but may or may not be used to boof (insert drugs into anus).

"Did you hear that Neal licked out that chick's boof chute last night?!"

After years of using suppositories, Chris' boof chute caused him great deals of pain.

by MurderBitch July 9, 2013