beanjamin

awesome delish amazing cat, will eat anything

zoe: wow beanjamin is on day zero of eating stuff he's not supposed to

elena: damn
emerson: damn
sofie: damn
ava: damn
juma: damn
juniper: meow

by cookielovermunchmunch January 29, 2024

Benjain reef 232 wilder road

Benjain reef is a gooner someone who enjoys masturbating to kids and parents.

“Mom I’m gooning rn!!” “Mom I just gooned to you” Benjain reef 232 wilder road is a gooner and should not be prohibited to walk the streets

by Benjain reef 232 wilder road February 7, 2024

Benjasmin

Benjasmin is the blackest and most cheating person yk u will even meet in your life don’t ever believe a word that comes out his mouth

Benjasmin:i love u
You:i don’t your a cheater and black

by Rusohater November 20, 2023

Benyamin

Calculated sneaky lying cheating thieving scary strong sexy hunk of a man. So perfectly evil I can't help but love him. CRAZY SEXY COOL, the man I love and hate so perfectly evenly. Makes me feel like I'm the only woman in the world when he's not ghosting me and ripping me off gently pushing me to suicide. The only man IV ever met to make me cry then punish me cause he hates the sound of crying. He will ask U what hurts U the most THEN REMIND YOU OF THAT PAIN BY MAKING YOU Relive THE EXPERIENCE YOUV BEEN HIDING FROM FOR SO LONG. your safe place but only until your compfortable then your cornered and ready for the head fuck to begin.

He doesn't love me,

It's Benyamin lub,,, be careful it really hurts a lot,

by Thoughtoncap March 29, 2024

Benja-overed a.k.a. Benjaman

Benja is what you will call Benjaman when he has you bent over and hitting it from behind. “So I just got Benja-overed” is what you will say with the most bored and unthrilled voice tone imaginable when someone asks you what the **ck is wrong with you? Being Benja-overed comes with things that are beyond annoying, immature and borderline Down syndrome. Most likely while you are being Benja-over, a doormat, certified, cockroach cunt, cum dumpster will be pestering the both of you via text messages and never in person because the cockroach cunt is too much of a punk bitch ass girl child to do the harassing and annoying in person. Worse than a real life cockroach, this cockroach cunt only talks shit via text messages while she is dragging her oversized chin along the ground. She is the undefeated, reining world champion of the “Shoot Your Load At The Jay Leno Chin Lookalike.” Her chin is so oversized that airplanes mistake her bullseyes for landing strips on a regular basis. Even after she gets both of her not even big enough for a minus A cup bra titties hacked off, the cockroach Cunt is blowing up your phone and while you are being Benja-overed, they both will protest how much they hate each other and both will get infected with the same STD, but Benja will act dumbfounded because “he doesn’t fuck the bitch” but you need not fret, you will be immune to their obsessive ex syndrome STD FESTIVAL.

“Oh my god, I didn’t think being Benja-overed a.k.a. Benjaman, could get any worse until a real life doormat, certified, cockroach cunt, cum dumpster started blowing my phone up from so many different numbers my phone ran out of room on the blocked list….🙄🤮

by OG Fuk Slut January 4, 2024