bapping

When you take your phone and hold it loosely between your index finger and thumb to allow it to pivot. Then you proceed to hit someone with it in the most camp way possible, preferably on a boney area such as the shin, to inflict maximum pain. Usually done when someone says something you disagree with, disrespects you, or perhaps to wake up a drunken individual.

Seb was easting popcorn like a Polish camel, and Jared and Tom wouldn't stop taking the piss, so Seb ran around bapping Jared with his phone to stop them from taking the piss. Jared cried.

by Polish camel May 28, 2018

broodje bapao

it's an AMAZING, DESIRABLE, LOVELY and DELICIOUS sandwich. It's from the Netherlands from Maaskantje.
It's also a super cool song from Terror guys. HELL YEAH, lol.

Broodje Bapao is a synonym of Amarins and Coby.

Sandwich hot meat
Sandwich Bapao
Tumbling through the city on my Vespa, ciao.
Sandwich hot meat
Sandwich Bapao
Strained Idiot what are you looking now ?

LOL.

Broodje Bapao.

by zwoele man October 16, 2010

Southern Baptist

A religious movement with roots in the British Colonies in North America created by evangelists who left the Church of England and founded new congregational religious communities in what is now the Southern United States. Because the ministers were not ordained priests of the Church of England in colonial times, these groups came to believe in the "priesthood of all believers." Also, the reason why they are "bible only" is because when they left the Church of England and its priests and bishops, the only authority they had left came from the Bible. By the way, it is possible to be a baptist without being affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention. The first baptists were not part of that, but churches join it mostly to facilitate missions and support common interests. A baptist church is only the people in it, (even if it's only two people,) their preacher (who can be anyone they pick regardless of education or credentials,) and the Bible.

My 6th great grandfather helped found the oldest church in the State of Tennessee. He was an evangelist from the Anglican Church (Church of England) in Colonial Virginia and told the poor settlers in Tennessee that Jesus loved them and that one day they would see Jesus and their family in heaven so they should keep on working and having babies. Now they're all still living there and in the general area, and many of their churches and the people descended from them identity as Southern Baptist and they might be affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention.

by SirZDefiner November 11, 2017

Bapping

Waking someone up using ones breasts in a slapping motion.

'Jodie gave Kev a good bapping before he could wake her up with a good smurfing'

by bappinghappy July 1, 2009

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship

Liberal Christian offshoot of the Southern Baptist Convention. CBF's focus is on egalitarian social and political policies along with presenting a hazy view of theology. While most CBF members are not as far to the left as clearly apostate denominational elites such as found in the United Methodist Church, the CBF would be more accurately characterized as part of the mushy middle or moderates.

CBF does not explicitly deny the truth of the Bible, but they emphasize that individual believers can interpret the Bible any way that they choose. This tact on interpreting the Bible can easily provide a liberal Christian with the license to make the Bible into a wax-nose so that one can twist the Bible to justify whatever one wants to read into the text. This loose approach to reading and being instructed in the Bible comes from CBF's so-called "Four Freedoms": (1)Soul Freedom-a direct relationship with God without intermediaries (2)Bible Freedom-each person can interpret the Bible for himself without direction from anyone but God (or who one can easily deceive oneself into believing is God, viz. oneself who wants what he wants and wants it now) (3)Church Freedom-local church autonomy (4)Religious Freedom-as defined by egalitarian leftists at the ACLU. The CBF is affiliated with the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which opposes such benign policies as allowing for Ten Commandment displays.

Cooperative Baptist Fellowship member reflecting on Deuteronomy 24 after his wife has burnt the toast: "I see here right in the Bible that I can divorce my wife if she displeases me. So, I shall divorce her and marry my sexier secretary. After she gets some mileage on her, I shall trade her in, too. I am so glad that I read the Bible and follow God's Word."

by Tex in Tex August 23, 2008

Bappy

'The anchor.' The person who drags down the whole team whilst thinking he carries like a boss.

Constantly thinks he's a DonGatto when really hes nothing more then a chocolate gatteau.

Someone who thinks 'its cricket', when its just not.

Sploshua
Haha its crrrricket.
That was Baptastic.
The Anchor strikes again.

Team mate: run your gonna get ganked...
Bappy: nah ive got this.

3 seconds later...

Bappy: ah im dead.

by mahogany. June 23, 2011

the baps

bisexual anal poop sex

quaids got the baps

by asdf December 5, 2003