Bappy

'The anchor.' The person who drags down the whole team whilst thinking he carries like a boss.

Constantly thinks he's a DonGatto when really hes nothing more then a chocolate gatteau.

Someone who thinks 'its cricket', when its just not.

Sploshua
Haha its crrrricket.
That was Baptastic.
The Anchor strikes again.

Team mate: run your gonna get ganked...
Bappy: nah ive got this.

3 seconds later...

Bappy: ah im dead.