badger costume 

noun: Piece of apparel someone (i.e. your mom) makes someone else (i.e. me) wear during sexual acts-- often includes furry paws.

Whit: Dude, I have this terrible rash.
Amy: From what?
Whit: The badger costume your mom made me wear last night.

or

Bitch, put on the badger costume! Yes, I want the paws, too!

badger costume by Amy and Whit October 27, 2005

Bade

Interchangeable verb, noun, adjective.

Mitchell: Got any Bades left?

Jeffy: Naw, I Baded out today.

Mitchell: Awww, Bades!

Billy: Bader....!

Example 2:

Darth Bader: I'm Mitchin' a Badescout!

Mitch Badewalker: Don't question the bade...

Darth Bader: Come to the darkside of the Bade.

Mitch Badewalker: Quit Mitchen' folk.

Example 3:

Aesop Bade: How many Bades would a Mitchbade Bade if a Mitchbade could bade Mitch?

Bade by Mitch Bade June 21, 2009

badgermilk 

Creamy, tasty substance that comes from Badgers. Coveted for it's silky taste, great for all milk products. Only produced by special Badgers, badgermilk is a rare and creamy substance,

"Yo homes can I get some milk?" Freddy Asked. "Nope, but I got something even better." His friend said. "BADGERMILK"

badgermilk by Eat A Badger January 5, 2009

badger 

Small furry, black and white, stripey, long pin toe nailed, snarly, sciffle footed, jelly tot licking, soldered nostril friend of a stoat.

'oi nige, that badgers licking my jelly tots!'

badger by ferret boy May 22, 2006

badgers 

Highly intelligent mammals that have formed a utopia in my sock drawer. Soon I will drop the bomb on them.

badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers..mUUushrooOm, MuUshroOom!..badgersbadgersbadgersbadgers

badgers by wysiwyg February 16, 2004

Badger 

The male equivalent of a cougar, i. e. an older man, past his prime cruising around to bars looking for young girls to sleep with. Inspired by the badgers reputation as being, short, squat, somewhat ugly, but with a tenacious grip. Also it's part of the weasel family.

Oh my god that Badger wouldn't leave you alone! He should iron his shirt and start dating someone over 40.

Badger by spjork September 7, 2007

Badger Ragging 

The art of having extreme sex with badgers.

Dood I went badger ragging last night and the little git bit my tip off.

Badger Ragging by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007