by Beatrix who wants the mug December 17, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. A terrible fucking school full of drug addicts and dumb assholes. It’s as white as a school can get and half of them are obese and have greasy, pungent, nastyass mullets. You lose about 46% of your brain cell count the moment you enter this place because of the sheer lack of chromosomes people have. It’s awful. Also people smear shit on the walls so mind yourself if you happen to be near a wall. I’m sorry
Normal person: Where are you from, sir?
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟
Rednecks, racists, and otherwise lesser people: Patrick County High School!
Normal person: oh 😟
by kleenexuser308 November 21, 2021
Get the Patrick County High Schoolmug. The special day in mid-March when people do NOT gather in tightly-packed spaces to get drunk, yell, sing and generally breathe in each others' faces, because there is still a global pandemic.
With his six-pack of Guinness, he sat on his sofa to celebrate Sane Patrick's Day, and set his sights on next year.
by Monkey's Dad March 17, 2021
Get the Sane Patrick's Daymug. When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.
I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".
by Macsteed November 1, 2016
Get the Patrick McGoohandmug. by Bawi min October 23, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. by Twisty Treat August 12, 2020
Get the Patrick Wizel Cocktailmug. by you’re welcome, short king December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug.