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yardstick

A fat stomach. Also an adjective..."Yardsticky"
Mooganns has a big YARDSTICK
by Patrick Moose March 16, 2008
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Yardley

This noun can be used to describe a person who smells so bad they emit a ghostly aura of stench around their husk of a body. The term Yardley can also be used to describe an individual of extreme malnutrition as they are so skinny.
Fuck me you been down to the bar yet? There’s some Yardley down there he absolutely reeks of shit.
by ilovememes911 November 9, 2019
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1024-yard stare

A vacant or unfocused gaze into the distance, seen as characteristic of a war-weary or traumatized developer or devops engineer. The number 1024 is in reference to both the 1000-yard stare, and 1024, the number of bits in one kilobyte.
‘After keeping the servers running for the 72 hours after the scandal broke, Aaron stopped abruptly, and a haunted, 1024-yard stare crossed his face.’

'Mason told us about his photo-sharing startup, but as he recalled in horror the things his users would upload, he drifted off into a 1024-yard stare.'
by not_a_tech_bro January 14, 2021
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Yardsale

n. One who consumes an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time causing them to puke while out on a smoke break.

n. A mess of a person who excessively pukes and pisses on his friends and roommates property.

v. To throw up on the lawn after a night of drinking.
"Who that dude totally yardsaled all over!"

"Holy Shit! Yardsale pissed all over himself, pulled me off my bed and then pissed on my mattress!"
by Brewheister February 12, 2010
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yardsale

same as to fall, or to go spread eagle in a big way so that all limbs are all over the place
when mark fell on that banana peel he totally yardsaled.
by FormFaktor March 31, 2003
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yard bitch

A Mexican waterhead who does your yard work.
Armando Rodriguez, the yard bitch mowed my lawn and picked my weed yesterday.
by Trojan Baller23 February 4, 2009
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1000 yard stare

The ability to tell (from 1000 yards or better) that a person of the opposite sex A) Has a case of fugly face B) Has perpetual bad hair days strung into a "life" C) Is so ugly that no amount of Alcohol in the world can make them look better D) Could benefit from a paper bag on their head

This stare can be useful for finding attractive people as well. You will find this useful when you need a wingman (or wingwoman) for a night, or twenty.
Dude #1 "Hey, did you see that Brunette at 4 'o' clock?"
Dude #2 "Yeah, about 1000 yards before you!"
Dude #1 "Dude! You got the 1000 yard stare!!" (Bows)

Girl #1 "Yeah, my boyfriend found me 1000 yards away.. How did you and (points to non-listening boyfriend) meet?
Girl #2 (quietly) "I caught him staring at my boobs from 2 feet away.."
by SlyDragon January 14, 2010
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