by Patrick Moose March 16, 2008
Get the yardstick mug.This noun can be used to describe a person who smells so bad they emit a ghostly aura of stench around their husk of a body. The term Yardley can also be used to describe an individual of extreme malnutrition as they are so skinny.
by ilovememes911 November 9, 2019
Get the Yardley mug.A vacant or unfocused gaze into the distance, seen as characteristic of a war-weary or traumatized developer or devops engineer. The number 1024 is in reference to both the 1000-yard stare, and 1024, the number of bits in one kilobyte.
‘After keeping the servers running for the 72 hours after the scandal broke, Aaron stopped abruptly, and a haunted, 1024-yard stare crossed his face.’
'Mason told us about his photo-sharing startup, but as he recalled in horror the things his users would upload, he drifted off into a 1024-yard stare.'
'Mason told us about his photo-sharing startup, but as he recalled in horror the things his users would upload, he drifted off into a 1024-yard stare.'
by not_a_tech_bro January 14, 2021
Get the 1024-yard stare mug.n. One who consumes an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time causing them to puke while out on a smoke break.
n. A mess of a person who excessively pukes and pisses on his friends and roommates property.
v. To throw up on the lawn after a night of drinking.
n. A mess of a person who excessively pukes and pisses on his friends and roommates property.
v. To throw up on the lawn after a night of drinking.
"Who that dude totally yardsaled all over!"
"Holy Shit! Yardsale pissed all over himself, pulled me off my bed and then pissed on my mattress!"
"Holy Shit! Yardsale pissed all over himself, pulled me off my bed and then pissed on my mattress!"
by Brewheister February 12, 2010
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Get the yardsale mug.by Trojan Baller23 February 4, 2009
Get the yard bitch mug.The ability to tell (from 1000 yards or better) that a person of the opposite sex A) Has a case of fugly face B) Has perpetual bad hair days strung into a "life" C) Is so ugly that no amount of Alcohol in the world can make them look better D) Could benefit from a paper bag on their head
This stare can be useful for finding attractive people as well. You will find this useful when you need a wingman (or wingwoman) for a night, or twenty.
This stare can be useful for finding attractive people as well. You will find this useful when you need a wingman (or wingwoman) for a night, or twenty.
Dude #1 "Hey, did you see that Brunette at 4 'o' clock?"
Dude #2 "Yeah, about 1000 yards before you!"
Dude #1 "Dude! You got the 1000 yard stare!!" (Bows)
Girl #1 "Yeah, my boyfriend found me 1000 yards away.. How did you and (points to non-listening boyfriend) meet?
Girl #2 (quietly) "I caught him staring at my boobs from 2 feet away.."
Dude #2 "Yeah, about 1000 yards before you!"
Dude #1 "Dude! You got the 1000 yard stare!!" (Bows)
Girl #1 "Yeah, my boyfriend found me 1000 yards away.. How did you and (points to non-listening boyfriend) meet?
Girl #2 (quietly) "I caught him staring at my boobs from 2 feet away.."
by SlyDragon January 14, 2010
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