Yardsaled

The act of crashing so hard, all of your apparel is distributed far away from your person (i.e. hat, gloves, goggles, poles, skis, etc.)

Man, Cliff crashed in the moguls so hard he totally yardsaled. It took him 20 minutes to find all of his stuff!

by LeftiesPal March 16, 2009

yardsaled

Ridiculously drunk.

Jake: Where's Chuck?
Dave: In the port-a-shitter puking. He's pretty yardsaled.

by SteveLeave98118 October 4, 2011

yardsale

to fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them

that two-planker is having a yardsale down there

by Eternity May 28, 2003

Mexican Yardsale

When someone accumulates a load of trash over a long period of time, or gets evicted, their trash gets put on the curb for trash pickup. The temptation of wealth and riches draws Mexicans with grocery store carts to dig through every last bit.

They threw several decades of crap from that old attic and put it curbside. Now we have a Mexican Yardsale out front.

by timoioi October 5, 2009

Yardsale

While playing the sport lacrosse, the act of having your stick hit out of your hands, which triggers every player on the field's yelling out "Yardsale!". It is called this because it is lying on the grass as if you were trying to sell it on your lawn.

Lacrosse Player 1: "Nick just had his stick hit out of his hands!"
Lacrosse Players 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8: "Yardsale!"

by Lax_Mustang March 6, 2010

The Colorado Yardsale

When you do the dirty on the front lawn in a snowstorm.

I met some hippie chick from Loveland and we do the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 September 11, 2016

the colorado yardsale

Having sex in the front yard during a snowstorm

I met this chick in Loveland and we did the Colorado yardsale

by Dilyn222 September 8, 2016