Ridiculously drunk.
by SteveLeave98118 October 04, 2011
that two-planker is having a yardsale down there
by Eternity May 28, 2003
While playing the sport lacrosse, the act of having your stick hit out of your hands, which triggers every player on the field's yelling out "Yardsale!". It is called this because it is lying on the grass as if you were trying to sell it on your lawn.
Lacrosse Player 1: "Nick just had his stick hit out of his hands!"
Lacrosse Players 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8: "Yardsale!"
Lacrosse Players 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8: "Yardsale!"
by Lax_Mustang March 06, 2010
In contact sports when a player is hit, checked or tackled by an opponent so hard the equipment from the player being hit fall off the player and spread all over the playing surface. Make the playing surface look like the front yard at a Garage or yard sale covered in used sporting equipment. The opposition will then yell "Yardsale" to complete the act.
by lax1355 March 18, 2010
When an individual consumes an excessive amount of alcohol and manages to misplace all and/or a portion of their belongings such as a wallet or cell phone. The void of these particular items is generally discovered the following morning and the items are rarely recovered.
Dude: Sup bra, did you kick it with Dominique last night?
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.
by Dudebro1 October 05, 2008
by AnonymousBoschToo September 17, 2012
The act of crashing so hard, all of your apparel is distributed far away from your person (i.e. hat, gloves, goggles, poles, skis, etc.)
Man, Cliff crashed in the moguls so hard he totally yardsaled. It took him 20 minutes to find all of his stuff!
by LeftiesPal March 16, 2009