Dr.Tophat is a great guy who loves his friends and family. He will fight for the ones he cares for. You don’t want to fuck with Dr.Tophat. He really is one of a kind, and is always trying to help people. He enjoys thinking quite a lot and often finds ways to entertain himself and others.
by thetophatman May 29, 2021
Get the Dr.Tophat mug.Spray hair-spray in your partners butthole and initiate anal sex to create pressure like loading a cannon. Wait for them to fart and be ready with a lighter and a tiki torch, when they fart light the fart on fire and watch as the tiki torch lights ablaze while shit is thrown at Mach speeds at the wall.
Last night i preformed a Tallahassee Torchlighter with my girlfriend and it was a struggle to clean up but was well worth it .
by BucketYT June 28, 2021
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To be clear, its in no way a rape attempt because its all bee's n honey.
To be clear, its in no way a rape attempt because its all bee's n honey.
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Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream
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