toe jam

the build up of sock lint that is mixed with toe sweat usually found in between the toes and tastes like chicken. sometimes greenish-grey color.

Did you pick your toe jam before you went to bed last night?

by Sparky Austin October 8, 2010

turkey toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe.

Because it stuck out so far, Jimbo stubbed his turkey toe on the bookshelf.

by turkeytoe January 20, 2016

Turtle toes

Someone who has gross looking feet.

"Jason has some nasty feet!"
"Yuck, I know"
"He's got turtle toes!!!"

by Embaabe September 24, 2015

toe jogging

Finger banning with toes.

Joe was toe jogging sarah underneath the table.

by jrase July 7, 2010

greasy toes

Something reindeers get when they're sliding on the ice in Jackson, Tennessee.

"Did you see that reindeers greasy toes"
"Yeah dude I feel really bad for it"

by Jemspot December 2, 2016

tinged toe

A toe that is hurt by a trampoline.

Martha: What happened to your toe?
Anne: It is a tinged toe, I hurt it during diving practice.

by curlyanne December 9, 2009

tits to toes

A hyperbolically attractive female figure; literally, a female with such short stature, large breasts, and flexibility that she can touch her toes with her nipples by bending over. Usually used as an unobtainable comparison.

She's not tits to toes, but she could win Miss Universe if she wanted.

by Jay W. Allen July 18, 2017