Chido one is a phrase used in Mexico in order to imply that something is good, a thing, for instance. Chido is the same as to say That's Cool. The word One is the english number and means nothing, its only purpose is to make the phrase more euphonic.
by Gerilla August 26, 2005
Get the Chido onemug. A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.
Work conversation via email:
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
by KevJo October 13, 2009
Get the One-Eyeingmug. Roger was late to class because he stopped at the bathroom to knuckle one.
I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.
I had to knuckle one to your mom last night.
by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2017
Get the Knuckle Onemug. by one sacked September 26, 2018
Get the One sackedmug. A type of Corsair computer which is really small but happens to have really good specs for the size. It is typically 1/2-1/4 the size of a normal pc
"Wow! that Corsair is really good"
"It must be hard for them to put all those parts into a Corsair One casing!"
"It must be hard for them to put all those parts into a Corsair One casing!"
by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021
Get the Corsair Onemug. -i can’t go out, the formula one race is in hours. and is the last race of the year, i can’t miss it
by M00NTILIA September 19, 2022
Get the formula onemug. When A large amount of poop is released from the body and the person has a refreshing feeling afterwards
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's it baby cum for me!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhh! O Crap!
Kiersten : Oh Baby What's Wrong?
Jake : I need to poop!
Kiersten : God Damn't Hurry Up!
Jake : Ahhhh! That was A Healthy One!
Kiersten : Gee thanks for sharing I hope you flushed?
Jake : Nope I want you to see my masterpiece for yourself!
Kiersten : You Mother Fucker go flush the damn toilet or no more sex tonight!
Jake : Fine i'll just take a picture of my Healthy One!
Kiersten : Put my phone down You Piece Of Shit!
Jake : Oops I dropped it in my poo!
Kiersten : YOU FUCKER!!!
by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
Get the Healthy Onemug.