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TeleTubies

by OLSKOO October 9, 2003
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telenasus

Origin: Latin nasus, nose

adjective: telenasic

The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
1) Frank had the telenasus ability. He could watch a porn on his computer, focus intently on the woman's vagina, and use his telenasic ability to smell the vagina. He loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the porn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of penis or anus.

2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018
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Telekinesis

Telekinesis is an awesome, kick ass band from Seattle, Washington.

In early 2009, this band was signed to Merge Records.
This band is the shit.

Michael Benjamin Lerner(drums, acoustic guitar, vocals)
Jason Narducy (bass guitar, background vocals)
Cody Votolato (electric guitar, background vocals)
"I heard this really cool song on YouTube the other day."
"hm, must have been Telekinesis.."
by the cooool kid November 13, 2011
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Television

A really big version of a computer screen. Mostly used to display pointless videos and for console gaming. Very popular among humans.
Jack turned on the television and there was nothing on. He kept watching anyway.
by Nnnni! January 8, 2013
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sexiest women on television

Described as WWE Divas or Total Nonstop Action Wrestling Knockouts.
Sexiest Women on Television::
Torrie Wilson, WWE Diva;
Gail Kim, TNA Knockout
by jprobinson March 27, 2008
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Teleporter

transporting the diarrhea shit from one asshole to another through a feeding tube.
Mike shared his streaming dooker with a male gigolo
by Geraldo Spicano September 11, 2005
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telekinesis

The ability to import/export/traffic drugs without ever touching them.
I got those telekinesis powers dog, I never touch the white.
by DownSouthPosted December 28, 2005
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