Telido

Telido is a term coined by the ''Mestizo'' during the ww2 trench warfare to describe a civillian with awesome broom-handle-mauser skills. It predates the usage of the four winds arsenal and the battle of Mindinao. It as caught some flack in modern day society for the terminology of assassins by the uncovered operations from the filipino prince who ordered the massacre ofall immigrants from the western world after the first world war. Today it no longer exists in the Tagalog lanquage because of censorship and pow camps references tied with it.

"I couldn't help but pray this telido would just put the barrel down or risk slaughtering my whole squad troop with such awesome gun-slinging skills, ya know what I mean man!"

by Jimboissupercoolandspicy September 2, 2008

tell your man i said boo

this is usually said by a cheating partner as an inside joke to the person he or she is cheating with. it is meant as a joke about popping up and saying boo to the cheating partner's significant other, which obviously can't be done.

"tell your man i said boo. when are you going to leave his broke ass for good so we don't have to sneak around anymore?"

by justin8239 February 16, 2009

Telesford

1. Often known as the sexiest of all sexy beasts. Females know this person as the "other God of love". Giggity. Makes females horny on contact whether by plain speech or flirtation. Gives females orgasms by looking at them. Plain beast of love.

2. Very powerful name. This person often demands respect. If not given, this person will either resort to brain power or use his/her body power. Often known to be dangerous by either method.

3. A smart person, usually the top of his class, who doesn't particularly like to fight, although in a dangerous situation, will unleash his/her inner beast, like a tiger he/she will destroy the person starting with the face and ending with the destruction of the person.

4. this person is usually the best friend of a Martinez or a Jackman or a Smith.

"Did you see Telesford the other day. He/she totally got me hot and bothered when he/she walked past me."

"I know. He/she totally demands respect."

by joeman1642 April 7, 2009

Tell your face

A way of telling someone that they are using the wrong facial expression for a situation. usually shouted

Person 1: hey dumbass
*looks at friends expression*
Person 1: woah dude, I was only joking
Person 2: I know that
Person 1: TELL YOUR FACE!!!!!

by jack thomas 1995 March 16, 2011

Telekepenis

It's when your penis has telekenetic powers.

-My penis sense is tingling.

-DUDE! You must have telekepenis!

-OMG! I DO!

by Ernest Flem May 17, 2011

Telebropathic

When you communicate with your bro, through a look.

Telepathic powers between bros if you will.

My buddy had a chick over the other night that he is trying to get on a date with and she seems interested. Suddenly she told us she was inviting her other semi boyfriend thing over, and he and I looked at eachother and instantly had a telebropathic conversation of,

Him: What the fuck?
Me: Dude I don't know, Da Fuck.
Him: Well I'm done with that.
Me: I don't blame you.

Night moved on.

by FatElbowsAreMyThing August 5, 2014

telek

Telek means "Poo" in english.

you can use it when you get suprised, or you mad at people.

First ex:
Chicken's poo ; Telek Ayam
Bird's poo ; Telek Burung
and other.

second ex:
friend: jelek banget sih lu!
me: TELEK lu!

by aaaaaaaaiyayayaaaaa February 23, 2015