Telido

Telido is a term coined by the ''Mestizo'' during the ww2 trench warfare to describe a civillian with awesome broom-handle-mauser skills. It predates the usage of the four winds arsenal and the battle of Mindinao. It as caught some flack in modern day society for the terminology of assassins by the uncovered operations from the filipino prince who ordered the massacre ofall immigrants from the western world after the first world war. Today it no longer exists in the Tagalog lanquage because of censorship and pow camps references tied with it.

"I couldn't help but pray this telido would just put the barrel down or risk slaughtering my whole squad troop with such awesome gun-slinging skills, ya know what I mean man!"

by Jimboissupercoolandspicy September 2, 2008

tenido

etym: past participle of the spanish verb tener, 'to have'

1. Owned
2. Own

Usage: Verb, slang. In proper spanish grammar, 'tenido' is meaningless on its own. Therefore, it is treated as an English word for syntax purposes.

1. 'Tenido en la cara!' ('Owned in the face!')
2. 'Tenido!' ('Owned!')
3. 'Spanish tenidos your face.'

by Darklight April 8, 2005

teledogfucking

Also known as teleworking. A new way touchy feely HR types have developed to allow unproductive workers to pseudo work from home.

Where is Martin? He is teledogfucking today!

by BillyJoJimBob July 20, 2016

telfdon

a very sexy thing

that man is telfdon brother

by neubton February 22, 2021

tepidophobia

Fear of a badly-made cup of tea

I hate it when someone doesn't steep tea well. I have tepidophobia

by Tepidophobic January 22, 2017

Teliophile

Attraction to adults, primarily from mid to late adolescence, & some, with attempts to engage in sexual activity, or manipulate the adult in a subtle manner for sex.

"I saw Gabriel text this girl over 18 and they exchanged ludes.. he's 15! He's smarter than that"

( This is a definition from a real teliophile, people fail to realize they can also be the predators)

by KaeCoe December 18, 2020

teliot

using the TOILET backwords (hence throwing up when drinking to much)
TELI for short

d00d i (PWAA) had way to much fu(PWAA)ucking JD lastnight

by Teliot May 4, 2003