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Roll Tard
A University of Alabama football fan (Roll Tide) known for their unique blend of retardedness and extreme obnoxiousness when it comes to pinning their adult hopes and dreams on teenage boys.
1. Hey man... did you see that awesome Alabama game?
2. You Roll Tard
1. But we wiped the field with them and won by like 3 points.
2. Still a Roll Tard.
2. You Roll Tard
1. But we wiped the field with them and won by like 3 points.
2. Still a Roll Tard.
Roll Tard by John Wesley October 23, 2008
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Texas Tard
Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.
Texas Tard by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
Tentacle tard
-noun
1.) Someone so ridiculously inbred that it's amazing they don't have tentacles growing out of their face.
2.) A mentally retarded squid.
1.) Someone so ridiculously inbred that it's amazing they don't have tentacles growing out of their face.
2.) A mentally retarded squid.
Tentacle tard by Mr snuggle mittenz December 31, 2008
/b/tard
someone who spends all their time on 4chan's image board /b/.
this person usually knows all kinds of internet words and acronyms such as gtfo, newfag, oldfag, and candlejack (oh shi-).
a /b/tard can usually be seen by their knowledge of all things random, and their knowledge of fellow /b/tards.
hello anon.
tl;dr.
this person usually knows all kinds of internet words and acronyms such as gtfo, newfag, oldfag, and candlejack (oh shi-).
a /b/tard can usually be seen by their knowledge of all things random, and their knowledge of fellow /b/tards.
hello anon.
tl;dr.
Nave-tard 3000
Nave-Tard 3000 is trying to walk but is unsuccessful because he is pointed at the corner of the room and continues bumping into the wall.
Nave-tard 3000 by Horman Hotsauce August 9, 2006