stalagtoot

A formation created over time in one's underwear from a series of wet farts.

Dude why are you leaving?
I've grown a huge stalagtoot in my boxers and now I need to scrape it out.

by rygoly December 22, 2013

salacki

term for any young teacher who is physcially attractive and has a great personality.

dude! have you seen the new psychology teacher? he is such a salacki!

by studentinhighschool December 8, 2010

Salabay

The term used by intoxicated people when craving salad, yet do not explain that it's salad.

I feel pretty good...but I've got quite the hankering for some salabay!

by FlyingGuppie December 28, 2010

Salad Boat

A type of mustache that completely encircles the mouth opening. The result of growing both a normal mustache and the rarely seen eel wrangler.

Ahmed sported his Eel wrangler for a week before deciding to just make it a Salad Boat instead.

by Beedubbz June 15, 2011

salactating

when your mouth is lactating with saliva

im totally salactating!

by sannvann July 28, 2011

Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is one of the creepiest and most disturbing video series on the internet to date, having attracted many viewers anyway. Many theories exist about the setting of Salad Fingers (mental illness, drugs, etc.), but the most plausible one seems to be a post-apocalyptic post-war era wasteland (look up Salad Finger Conspiracy for the whole theory). Salad Fingers is a masochist, finding pleasure from pain. He likes rusty nails and friends, and keeps his house clean. The series is very gory, but its strange nature has attracted millions of viewers who continue to watch these weird, weird videos.

"Dude, did you watch those Salad Fingers videos?"

"Yeah man, now I can't stop having nightmares."

by EpicMamo July 22, 2013

salad strainer

A guy who eats out a girl after you've giving her a creampie.

Girl to guy after sex: now be my salad strainer

by johnmillions February 8, 2014