Danger to Shipping (DTS)

Obesity

The patient's notes say she's a Danger to Shipping (DTS)

by Terrytibbs November 7, 2013

The Kyler skipping method

When you skip a class by going into another classroom that has a substitute in it for the period

Grant: yo come into our classroom we have a substitute in it
Kyler: alright

The Kyler skipping method

by Thiccboy8042 March 1, 2020

Salting the soup, while sipping the spoon

To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.

No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.

"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

by Goding4 July 6, 2018

slippery snickers

When a guy has had to much anal sex so his colon becomes overactive and all his poop comes out in a rush. like diarrhea but much much worse because it hits at any given time.

man i had a slippery snickers in bed last night.......it was messy

by Daniel Douglas November 14, 2007

sippy

1) a person who has more respect or authority than he or she (lol) deserves.
2) a person who thinks they have more respect or authority than they deserve

man our president is a sippy mother fucker

by JangleZ April 10, 2011

slippery when wet

A phrase used whenever a good burn happens, usually used for sexual innuendos.

Steve: Today I ate Megan's peperoni roll.
Scott: Haha, slippery when wet dawg.

by bmwyeahyeahyeah August 23, 2007

Champagne Slipper

Gushing champagne into a woman's vagina and drinking thereof

I loved the mixture of alcohol and pussy juice fountain dripping all over my face after giving her a champagne slipper.

by johnsjunk January 26, 2012