Simon and Garfinkel's

A former Washington D.C.-based "yupscale" department-store chain dat featured live-music entertainment.
Simon and Garfinkel's stayed open 24/7 because they wanted to make sure their customers would still have time to shop after watching their singers perform for a number of hours.
by QuacksO December 07, 2020
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simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!
by SOZ ANNA November 23, 2021
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NINA SIMONE

Nina Simone can refer to a 9×19mm (9 millimeter)
As said from $crim of the $uicideboy$ “Nina simone up on my ear while I debate to take my life”
by Tony with the tommy September 16, 2020
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Joe Simon

Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.
Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."
by Big Dick Cheney Junior April 01, 2024
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Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.
Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!
by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018
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Simon loader

Can I have a Simon loader
by CDC 137 August 25, 2023
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Simon loaders

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice
by PBod August 25, 2023
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