Gustavo Dela Sancha

Awesome Mexican who is in Rotc. He wants to grow up and work at taco bell.

My Gustavo Dela Sancha will be here in an hour after he jumps the border.

by Yvonneswiontek February 24, 2010

Mrs. Sanch

An old ugly woman that wobbles around who loves art and children in a pedo type of way. Doesn’t like jews and could low key be a nazi.

“Stay away from Mrs. Sanch, she is a pedophile nazi.”

by [e-mail] November 24, 2021

el sancho

A group of two Canadian guys who play Mexican punk rock. They travel the world slaying beers and woman. Main source of diet is mountain lion and they shit awesomeness.

El sancho, two gringos from the land of the trees...

by El sacho May 15, 2016

Sancho

slang for weed

"dude, have you seen my friend Sancho?"

by dirk squarejaw May 20, 2003

Sanchezicles

After anal sex, the act of licking or sucking the poop off ones mates penis.

The director said that it was time for the sanchezicles scene.

by dirty p January 2, 2006

Sanch Stash

Sanch stash in other ways sancho stash in which one plucks a pube from there underwaste and places it on another above there
mouth

Omg John im going to give justin such a bad sanch stash

by Brian Zomg May 16, 2006

Holy Sanchez

When God smears shit on your face for not worshipping him. If you're a blasphemer and ever woken up with shit all over your face, that's God saying "Gotcha, Bitch."

...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.

If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.

- Malachi 2:1-4

Richard Dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with shit smeared on his face. Alas, he knew the LORD had given him the Holy Sanchez.

by The Holy See, Il Papa, The Pontiff December 10, 2008