Scooter License

when a male performs sexual intercourse with a fat chick & try's his upmost not be caught because the fear of being social outcasted by his peers. Originates from the Joke"what does a fat chick{ & a scooter have in common? There both fun to ride until your mates find out"

Jonno was awarded a "scooter license" after hansel walked in on him reverse pile driving that 300 pound fat chick from the party last night...

by rathole November 25, 2009

scootertude

The proprietary entitlement parents have for their children zipping along on scooters on busy or otherwise narrowed sidewalks.

Scootertude, girlfriend. Mothers think their kids own the sidewalks.

by daisyk February 20, 2011

scooter boo

how to scratch an itchy butt

Look at her scooter boo across the carpet.

by Rat Bastard Jim September 14, 2011

Scooter Mail

The act of sending a child on a scooter to pickup, deliver something to a neighbor,friend or store to deliver or pick something up.

Thanks for the"milk delivery via scooter mail I was hanging out for a ""coffee

by 2hot2handel3636 October 7, 2012

scoota boo

When Women shake their booty, and it's everywhere at once.

Kendrick Lamar: Hey, you saw Jenny at the party last night?
OG 3Hunna: Yeah! Heard she crushed.
Kendrick Lamar:You should've seen it. Them thighs was like Jell-O.
OG 3Hunna:Chill! Shawty had that Scoota Boo.

by SynnicallySinister November 19, 2013

scooter bumping

The act of giving a girl with pig-tails anal in the doggy style position while riding her in a circle and pulling on her hair like reins.

"See her? She's into scooter bumping."

by MasterScootScoot March 3, 2014

scooter biscuit

When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!

"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"

by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014