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silly string

A person who can not control the direction of their piss.
When a grown man is sitting in a car and instead of getting out to pee in a bush, gets a 20 oz coke bottle and decides to piss in it, the end result is piss in the air vents, on a skateboard, in a cupholder, and on cell phone all because of their silly string.
by David J P July 13, 2006
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STRING

Sitting To Remember In Nudity Glory!
That guy is really good at STRING!
by ulrich619 March 31, 2009
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string my racket

a phrase that doesn't make sense unless actually talking about stringing a tennis racket, but sounds dirty and makes for great conversations
"hey ashley, you wanna swing by my house later and string my racket?"" Sure Andy, I'll string your tennis racket anyday! Just tell me when & where"
by think pirate October 23, 2009
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Stringle

The act of tying string to and object.
Will you stringle the lace to the stick?
by Moreland15 November 2, 2012
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Starving Artist Fuccboi

My mental Illness is both baffling and cunning he says while posing as a painter and snorting hydromorphs.Hes drapped head to toe in adidas garments he paid full price for despite not having a job or income.Spends most his time in women he deems "doable"s DMs boohooing that life is really hard for him and celebrates faux sobriety anniversaries high as a kite on his iPhone 11.Enabled by his family and his "disability checks" he tells women that he preys on that he's a starving artist who is writing a novel.Once you have fallen prey you discover it's basically a bad acid trip he had once when he was 16 that he's based the entire novel on and it even isn't that great of story.He spends more time caring for his adidas shoes than painting.His sheets have little specs of blood on them from trying to find his veins but finds girls gross for having periods.Has a gold membership on Adult friendfinder and innocent hookups.com. Can't stay sober long enough to complete a painting or participate in artshows.Is usually nodding out in paint speckled adidas wear and the blood patterns on his sheets from poking needles are better than most his paintings
He's not a misunderstood visionary whom women don't fairly give a chance; he's a starving artist fuccboi
by Jenna Feather July 7, 2020
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Stringers

When a shit has a stringy look. The "stringers" may also produce shit spray all over the bowl as it goes for a swim.
Jonno:Wow man, James your face looks like a STRINGERS
by Ihatesfuckingmaths March 17, 2006
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stiring the pot

When you having sex and decide to take chopsticks and shoves it up a girl's ass, stiring it around a little to expand the whole before anal.
Dude I was stiring the pot for like 20 seconds before giving it to her!!
by johnyeros February 3, 2009
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