shifting

Having "sex" in Minecraft. Comes from the action of pressing "shift" (keyboard for sneaking in Minecraft) repeatedly which makes your character squat/bend

"come on creative, they are shifting again"

by t00c00lforscho00l September 30, 2023

Shitting knowledge

An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.

I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.

Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.

Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.

by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023

ShiJing

Kid with down syndrome, who also happens to have superpowers. The only problem is that no one trusts him to save them because he doesnt look like a conventional superhero. He tried once, to save a bank from robbers, but he was arrested on suspicion of being the robber.

Person1: Help!
Shijing: Dont fear, shijing is here
Person 1: Who the hell are you. Police! Arrest this man.

by Elongates October 23, 2023

Shitling

A shit aka toxic sibling

Me people have siblings, others have shitlings.

I can't believe he is such a shitling.
The shitlings are causing drama again.
There was shitling activity again.

by PhysicsMum October 28, 2023

shitting in cursive

The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.

James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?

Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!

by Bearit90 October 30, 2023

Shiming

Also pronounced “shimin” when g-dropping. This is a portmanteau of shimmering and shining. Generally means to be dressed expensively with jewelry and exuding wealth.

Ever sinceI got paid $100,000,000 from winning the lottery, I’m constantly shiming every place I visit in public.

by Master Epps November 3, 2023

Shirting

When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.

Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.

by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023