shifted

to alter you mind; to get high, drunk, etc...

i dont remember anything this weekend i was so shifted!

by zach26k February 11, 2008

being shitty

when someone or something is acting in way that resembles poop by either 1)not hanging out 2) not returning phone calls
3)falling off the face of the planet 4) being mean

Anastasia : Dude.... where has Matt been?
Evan: I don't know, he doesn't come around very much anymore.
Anastasia: Ugh. Why is he being shitty?

Handing the phone to an ex-girlfriend of the caller so that she can curse him out for a few minutes because you're drunk and think it's funny.

by annyawesome October 30, 2007

reality shifting

reality shifting is shifting your subconscious mind from your original body to another body within another reality. that reality existing somewhere in the multiverse. (popular realities people may shift to are hogwarts, animes, stranger things, etc.) shifting is done through meditation and practice.

palla: me and dobey did a reality shift to genshin impact last night!
jane: reality shift?
palla: yeah! kevin and i scripted our desired reality down and did a quick method to shift!
jane: oh cool! i should look into reality shifting.

by ameliaishotlol June 8, 2021

shitty

An adjective synonymous with: Dope; awesome; rad; bad; badass.

Describes a good experience.

That movie was shitty. Those kicks are shitty man, where you get em?

by Matador of Funk January 20, 2011

Shitty Kitty

Another name for Food Lion grocery store.

"I really wanted to but some non-processed food but all we have is a Shitty Kitty by us and they don't sell anything by crap!"

by Lithrin May 26, 2014

shitty food

See Taco Bell, KFC or Pizza Hut.

Man, this is some really shitty food. I should have cooked something for myself instead.

by vegted June 25, 2005

shitty pete

the conition of one's penis after fucxkin Justina in the ass.

Justina gave me a shitty pete.

by Anonymous February 14, 2003